Do you know how long a week is? Do you have any idea how much can happen in a week? One may turn into a cockroach-eater. One may become like the crazy person on the first-floor of the School who lives in a bloody school. One may miss somebody so much that it may drive one insane.
The week, as they say, is not actually a week. It is in fact, SEVEN days. You know what can happen in seven days? One may start looking at alcoholism as a feasible career option. One may think of trips to the Police Station as fun because it brings back certain unpleasant but very vivid memories. One may pick fights with dogs in the middle of the road and try to get bitten in the hope that dog-bites work like werewolf-bites.
It seems that one may get very masochistic and crazy if one is denied, for an unreasonably long amount of time, something that one is so used to that it becomes very difficult for one to even make grammatically correct, coherent sentences.
If only that would count.
- Dhaval Shethia.